Scaring eight-year-olds is easier than you might think… Last Halloween, I was approached by our friend Alice. It seems she was holding a Halloween party for her 8-year-old daughter, Amber’s classmates, and needed somebody to tell scary stories to the kids. I guess she figured that if I could tell funny stories, I could tell… Continue reading The Horrifying Tale of Christopher Walker
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Christine Arrives
On my daughter’s first birthday, I present the story of a labor of love… Warning: This is the story of the birth of my daughter. If you are under the age of consent in your state, you probably shouldn’t read this. If you are single, or newly married and considering having children, you probably shouldn’t… Continue reading Christine Arrives
“Woops! Dropped Me Soap”
A treatise on public shower etiquette in the 90’s… Everybody who has gone to a public gym or health club has to have a shower story. This is especially true for men, and even more so for men who attended all-male schools in their past. These single-sex schools seem to accomplish very little other than… Continue reading “Woops! Dropped Me Soap”
Freudian Strip
The tale of a bizarre career-day encounter… My brother is a dancer. No, actually he’s an exotic dancer. Well, okay…he’s a stripper. Hey! somebody’s got to do it. Anyway, this form of work, coupled with his rather quirky personality combine to produce no end of anecdotal material. My parents don’t exactly approve of his chosen… Continue reading Freudian Strip
The Faucet Incident
Have toolbelt will travel. This story has everything bu the kitchen sink…oh wait, it’s got the kitchen sink too! In the interest of better faucet utilization, I had installed a swivel-head onto my kitchen faucet. For the uninitiated, this is a fixed, plastic nozzle that one can swivel about thirty degrees in any direction, and… Continue reading The Faucet Incident
Whither (NOT to be confused with “Wither”) Traveller?
The following editorial was written by Dave Nilsen, Supervising Editor for Challenge, The Magazine of Science-Fiction Gaming. It originally appeared in Issue #77. This article is reprinted in its entirety with the gracious permission of its author. No infringement on the author’s rights or the rights of the current holders of the Traveller trademark is… Continue reading Whither (NOT to be confused with “Wither”) Traveller?